Wednesday, July 26, 2006

Statistics

Todays entry is abit sensitive ... but what do I care this is my blog and I write whatever I want. You can choose not to read it though

I was never good in maths, but after I've seen this entry, I found out that statistics are actually very simple here in Malaysia: When something happens, The Malay get all the credit, the chinese get all the money and the indians get all the blame.

This country really sux... look at some of the statistics...

(1) Of the five major banks, only one is multi-racial, the rest are controlled by Malays.

No wonder our country financial always got problem....

(13) 80% of the Chinese rice millers in Kedah had to be sold to Malay controlled Bernas in 1980s. Otherwise, life is made difficult for Chinese rice millers.

When it comes to food ... can anyone tell me is there any malay cuisuine able to fight with 2000 years research of delicacy chinese food... not that mention we have more choices to eat...

(19) 48 Chinese primary schools closed down from 1968 - 2000.

(20) 144 Indian primary schools closed down from 1968 - 2000.

(21) 2637 Malay primary schools built from 1968 - 2000


How come the intelligence is still so different wan ah? hahahahah....

(30) 50 cases in which Chinese and Indian Malaysians are beaten up in the National Service program in 2003.

This is how you serve your country in Malaysia. If you watch southpark the movie... there is a similiar case call Operation Human Shield...

(43) 1 Catholic church in Shah Alam took 20 years to apply to have a building constructed. But they were told by Malay authority that it must look like a factory
and not like a church. As of 2004 the application still have not been approved


Catholics are NOT manufactured you stupid idiots. (I'm not catholic by the way)

(46) 30 government produced TV dramas and films always showed that the bad guys had Chinese faces, and the good guys had Malay faces. You can check
it out since 1970s. Recent years, this has become less of a tendency.


(47) 10 times, at least, Malays (especially Umno) had threatened to massacre the Chinese Malaysians using May 13, since 1969.

This is seriously going to make Islam an official religion for terrorist and hooligans if they don't STOP it.

(53) 50 cases each year whereby Chinese, especially Chinese youths, are being beaten up by Malay youths in public places. Police reports may be checked to verify this, provided the police took the report, otherwise there will be no record

Hmm.... this one you have to ask this guy.

Conclusion

This country SUX big time... Stupid people running the goverment, I have no idea what are they doing... At least DR. M was really good... wish there would be more people like him in the goverment.

This is what you see on the news in Malaysia.

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Our neighbour, Singapore... see very different thing on their news.

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MALAYSIA BOLEH!

Tuesday, July 18, 2006

18?

This post is nothing about sex or ... sex (It's the only thing everyone thinks of first when they saw the title ... I GUARANTEE it). But its all about something else.

18? is the title of a documentary by Danny Lim. you can download and view it here. Its about some graffiti that is appearing in KL area and the documentary is all about uncovering some mystery behind it.

and quoted from Swifty:

"The film had won the Gold Prize in the Short Film: Documentary category of the 2005 Malaysian Video Awards, and was also the runner-up in the amateur category at the 2005 Freedom Film Festival. It was screened at the Singapore International Film Festival last year, and at the Jakarta Film Festival in 2004."

Here's the catch: It was suppose to be participating at the Seol Film Festival but our Embassy there rejected it because it featured "Anti Goverment Political Activist".

i was like ... WTF!

It can win awards in our country, but it cannot be shown in other country? What kind of logic is this. I have watched the documentary... All I see is just people talking their opinions and a few pictures of graffitis in KL area. What the hell is wrong with that? Well pesonally I think the documentary is abit dull, got more room for improvement, but anyway that is not the point.

All the graffiti has message in them, some think the National Service idea is stupid, some talks about badawi or even Dr. M. But what is wrong with that? I have no idea what those pig embassadors over there in Korea are thinking. If it can win awards at local film festivals, why can't it be shown at other country? You scare your country is too full of shit no one dare to come anymore ah? This country is already full of shit anyway.

Its because of shit like this our local film industry can't flourish. Everytime I see local authoroties trying to force local film makers to include "Local Culture" in their films so they can promote Malaysia if it gets shown overseas.

Don't you idiot know our local culture is DAMM SIEN (for non chinese, it means damm boring) How many people outside there is actually gonna look at our cultural dance or music or whatever and say "WOW! THIS ROCKS! I wanna GO MALAYSIA!" Its actually ok if we are showing LOCAL SCENARY, but our LOCAL CULTURE is just lame.

One thing good about 18? is that it is not really showing local culture, but more like what local people think, and Graffiti exist in many country as well, so its more like showing a Public Culture, but what our local people think, or how we define it.

Oh, I forgot to mention I was doing this because I was tagged by Swifty. And I also tag everyone who is reading this and also have a blog. Go here and read his entry and follow his instruction on how to start the meme.

Youtube version of the video here...


I once thought of being a movie director... But seeing how our country is doing... I might earn more money doing Porn Movies.

Wednesday, July 12, 2006

Shaolin Soccer 2

During 1998 World Cup France Won for the first time in their history

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During 2002 They suffer total defeat. They were even in the first match and was the first team to lose.

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The Captain of France, Zidane, Sworn revenge and set out on a journey to improve himself. Many months later he came across a powerful master...

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Ball, is not like this kick wan....

After gone through difficult training, The captain came back. In 2006 France even beat previous Champion Brazil and went straight to the Final against Italy.

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The final battle was tough, Zidane had no choice but to unleash all he has learn during his training.

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Of course you can Guess what happens later....

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And he can only wonder what he did wrong

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Viva La France!~

Tuesday, June 20, 2006

Before and After

4 years ago when I first got into MMU, I was a nice guy.

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4 freakin years later.... I wasn't so bad either....

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Well, happy graduation everyone.

and screw MMU and Cyberjaya...

Sunday, May 14, 2006

Harry Potter threatens National Security

Was doing some usual surfing around when I found this piece of good shit.

Linguists seeks harry potter ban (scroll down till you see the title)

I was reading the article and I was like ... WTF!!!! How stupid can this people be? The fella (Ambi Mohan) is accusing harry potter of being a drug addict and is not suitable to be published and available in Malaysia. I may not be a Harry Potter fan, but this is way too much.

FRESH from its controversial call to ban The Da Vinci Code (NST, May 4), the Malaysian Linguistic Association (Malas) is once more taking aim at a pop-cultural institution be- loved of bourgeois readers.

Mona Lisa smokes

They even tried to ban DA VINCI CODE? hahahahahahaha .... screw you!

"This read-before-you-judge concept is very Eurocentric and not suited to our tropical climate."

What the hell does it have to do with our freaking weather? I never read the AL-Quran all my life and can I say its BAD? Of course NOT right? But in his case I guess I can call him an ugly piece of shit before I even met him

Therefore I suspect that Harry’s surname of Potter indicates that he is a drug addict. Potter means he specialises in pot, just as a ‘fighter’ is someone who fights and ‘forester’ someone who deals with forests.

Does MALAS also means that you guys are a bunch of lazy ass?

Only a drug addict would imagine he is a wizard who can fly and disappear and perform magical tricks.These things cannot happen in reality as they defy the laws of Physics

Only a poor bastard like you who has no imagination at all should just rot and burn in hell.

I think the final book will reveal that Harry gets his amazing powers by smoking ganja, tooting on joints and firing up doobies!"

OMG you are so right, I happen to have a preview of the new book!

the 7th Harry Potter book

Dark and difficult times lie ahead, Harry Potter

Friday, May 12, 2006

Impossible Picture



From left: Lo man, (unknown), Anita Mui and Leslie Cheung

Just trying to do something to update my blog abit. its abit lame I know but I'm quite busy and I dun have any idea what to blog yet. Waiting for Da Vincci Code to come out and watch it first, then I'll write a review ... hehe...

Saturday, April 22, 2006

UNITE 2006, an infernal affair

14th April 2006, my university's prom night, also known as UNITE 2006. It was held at Putrajaya International Convention Center, must admit the venue was good.

PICC

It was suppose to be a very meaningful night for most of us, since we are at our final year and will be graduating soon. Unless I can't finish my FYP, cause I only done 10% T_T

anyway, the night turn out to be a masacre. Everyone was busy taking photos the whole night, my eyes almost got blinded by the flash @_@. Of course I took quite alot of pictures myself too.

Me and my darling
Close up

Tehping is the photographer
Table no.80

VR
VR Gang

The biggest problem of the night is the food. we pay RM89 to eat what? few pieces of vege, half bowl of soup, expired bread and Chicken Rice? I can eat all of those in less RM5 anywhere else.

Lousy chicken rice
The chicken was as cold as ice

The programmes that night was nothing particular, just some band performance and dance ... stuff like that. The only good one was the violin player, which put up an excellent performance.

There was also the lucky draw.

Conspiracy

lucky wai
Yup, Lucky Wai really did won the lucky draw, must have been some conspiracy.

So basically the whole night was nothing but cam-whoring

Calvin, Richard, Han
The VR Boys

Meat and Vege
They say opposite attracts

Act Cool
"MOU KAN DOU"


China Team
Joy and Han

Cute
Cannot tahan this bunch

Missed the good old days
Alpha Room mate -Robin, Han , Jason

Hot Prospects
(left to right)
Bruce Lee: Chinese Language Society Life time achievement award winner
Eric: Future MCA President
Han: Future Chicken Rice stall owner



And there was also Kelly ....
Fung Yen and Kelly

Kelly and me


The Infernal Affair
Tehping and Okyo

Calvin and ah wai

Ah wai killing Calvin with a rose.

Overall we had some fun, won't have many more chances like this in the future. Let's rock while we are still young.

Group photo

Han and Fung Yen

Good night and good luck.