Han is good

Statistics

2006-07-26T01:20:00.000+08:00

Todays entry is abit sensitive ... but what do I care this is my blog and I write whatever I want. You can choose not to read it though

I was never good in maths, but after I've seen this entry, I found out that statistics are actually very simple here in Malaysia: When something happens, The Malay get all the credit, the chinese get all the money and the indians get all the blame.

This country really sux... look at some of the statistics...

(1) Of the five major banks, only one is multi-racial, the rest are controlled by Malays.

No wonder our country financial always got problem....

(13) 80% of the Chinese rice millers in Kedah had to be sold to Malay controlled Bernas in 1980s. Otherwise, life is made difficult for Chinese rice millers.

When it comes to food ... can anyone tell me is there any malay cuisuine able to fight with 2000 years research of delicacy chinese food... not that mention we have more choices to eat...

(19) 48 Chinese primary schools closed down from 1968 - 2000.

(20) 144 Indian primary schools closed down from 1968 - 2000.

(21) 2637 Malay primary schools built from 1968 - 2000

How come the intelligence is still so different wan ah? hahahahah....

(30) 50 cases in which Chinese and Indian Malaysians are beaten up in the National Service program in 2003.

This is how you serve your country in Malaysia. If you watch southpark the movie... there is a similiar case call Operation Human Shield...

(43) 1 Catholic church in Shah Alam took 20 years to apply to have a building constructed. But they were told by Malay authority that it must look like a factory
and not like a church. As of 2004 the application still have not been approved

Catholics are NOT manufactured you stupid idiots. (I'm not catholic by the way)

(46) 30 government produced TV dramas and films always showed that the bad guys had Chinese faces, and the good guys had Malay faces. You can check
it out since 1970s. Recent years, this has become less of a tendency.

(47) 10 times, at least, Malays (especially Umno) had threatened to massacre the Chinese Malaysians using May 13, since 1969.

This is seriously going to make Islam an official religion for terrorist and hooligans if they don't STOP it.

(53) 50 cases each year whereby Chinese, especially Chinese youths, are being beaten up by Malay youths in public places. Police reports may be checked to verify this, provided the police took the report, otherwise there will be no record

Hmm.... this one you have to ask this guy.

Conclusion

This country SUX big time... Stupid people running the goverment, I have no idea what are they doing... At least DR. M was really good... wish there would be more people like him in the goverment.

This is what you see on the news in Malaysia.

Our neighbour, Singapore... see very different thing on their news.

MALAYSIA BOLEH!

18?

2006-07-18T23:33:00.000+08:00

This post is nothing about sex or ... sex (It's the only thing everyone thinks of first when they saw the title ... I GUARANTEE it). But its all about something else.

18? is the title of a documentary by Danny Lim. you can download and view it here. Its about some graffiti that is appearing in KL area and the documentary is all about uncovering some mystery behind it.

and quoted from Swifty:

"The film had won the Gold Prize in the Short Film: Documentary category of the 2005 Malaysian Video Awards, and was also the runner-up in the amateur category at the 2005 Freedom Film Festival. It was screened at the Singapore International Film Festival last year, and at the Jakarta Film Festival in 2004."

Here's the catch: It was suppose to be participating at the Seol Film Festival but our Embassy there rejected it because it featured "Anti Goverment Political Activist".

i was like ... WTF!

It can win awards in our country, but it cannot be shown in other country? What kind of logic is this. I have watched the documentary... All I see is just people talking their opinions and a few pictures of graffitis in KL area. What the hell is wrong with that? Well pesonally I think the documentary is abit dull, got more room for improvement, but anyway that is not the point.

All the graffiti has message in them, some think the National Service idea is stupid, some talks about badawi or even Dr. M. But what is wrong with that? I have no idea what those pig embassadors over there in Korea are thinking. If it can win awards at local film festivals, why can't it be shown at other country? You scare your country is too full of shit no one dare to come anymore ah? This country is already full of shit anyway.

Its because of shit like this our local film industry can't flourish. Everytime I see local authoroties trying to force local film makers to include "Local Culture" in their films so they can promote Malaysia if it gets shown overseas.

Don't you idiot know our local culture is DAMM SIEN (for non chinese, it means damm boring) How many people outside there is actually gonna look at our cultural dance or music or whatever and say "WOW! THIS ROCKS! I wanna GO MALAYSIA!" Its actually ok if we are showing LOCAL SCENARY, but our LOCAL CULTURE is just lame.

One thing good about 18? is that it is not really showing local culture, but more like what local people think, and Graffiti exist in many country as well, so its more like showing a Public Culture, but what our local people think, or how we define it.

Oh, I forgot to mention I was doing this because I was tagged by Swifty. And I also tag everyone who is reading this and also have a blog. Go here and read his entry and follow his instruction on how to start the meme.

Youtube version of the video here...

I once thought of being a movie director... But seeing how our country is doing... I might earn more money doing Porn Movies.

Shaolin Soccer 2

2006-07-12T01:18:00.000+08:00

During 1998 World Cup France Won for the first time in their history

During 2002 They suffer total defeat. They were even in the first match and was the first team to lose.

The Captain of France, Zidane, Sworn revenge and set out on a journey to improve himself. Many months later he came across a powerful master...

Ball, is not like this kick wan....

After gone through difficult training, The captain came back. In 2006 France even beat previous Champion Brazil and went straight to the Final against Italy.

The final battle was tough, Zidane had no choice but to unleash all he has learn during his training.

Of course you can Guess what happens later....

And he can only wonder what he did wrong

Viva La France!~

Before and After

2006-06-20T23:44:00.000+08:00

4 years ago when I first got into MMU, I was a nice guy.

4 freakin years later.... I wasn't so bad either....

Well, happy graduation everyone.

and screw MMU and Cyberjaya...

Harry Potter threatens National Security

2006-05-14T05:54:00.000+08:00

Was doing some usual surfing around when I found this piece of good shit.

Linguists seeks harry potter ban (scroll down till you see the title)

I was reading the article and I was like ... WTF!!!! How stupid can this people be? The fella (Ambi Mohan) is accusing harry potter of being a drug addict and is not suitable to be published and available in Malaysia. I may not be a Harry Potter fan, but this is way too much.

FRESH from its controversial call to ban The Da Vinci Code (NST, May 4), the Malaysian Linguistic Association (Malas) is once more taking aim at a pop-cultural institution be- loved of bourgeois readers.

They even tried to ban DA VINCI CODE? hahahahahahaha .... screw you!

"This read-before-you-judge concept is very Eurocentric and not suited to our tropical climate."

What the hell does it have to do with our freaking weather? I never read the AL-Quran all my life and can I say its BAD? Of course NOT right? But in his case I guess I can call him an ugly piece of shit before I even met him

Therefore I suspect that Harry’s surname of Potter indicates that he is a drug addict. Potter means he specialises in pot, just as a ‘fighter’ is someone who fights and ‘forester’ someone who deals with forests.

Does MALAS also means that you guys are a bunch of lazy ass?

Only a drug addict would imagine he is a wizard who can fly and disappear and perform magical tricks.These things cannot happen in reality as they defy the laws of Physics

Only a poor bastard like you who has no imagination at all should just rot and burn in hell.

I think the final book will reveal that Harry gets his amazing powers by smoking ganja, tooting on joints and firing up doobies!"

OMG you are so right, I happen to have a preview of the new book!

Dark and difficult times lie ahead, Harry Potter

Impossible Picture

2006-05-12T02:21:00.000+08:00

From left: Lo man, (unknown), Anita Mui and Leslie Cheung

Just trying to do something to update my blog abit. its abit lame I know but I'm quite busy and I dun have any idea what to blog yet. Waiting for Da Vincci Code to come out and watch it first, then I'll write a review ... hehe...

UNITE 2006, an infernal affair

2006-04-22T15:08:00.000+08:00

14th April 2006, my university's prom night, also known as UNITE 2006. It was held at Putrajaya International Convention Center, must admit the venue was good.

It was suppose to be a very meaningful night for most of us, since we are at our final year and will be graduating soon. Unless I can't finish my FYP, cause I only done 10% T_T

anyway, the night turn out to be a masacre. Everyone was busy taking photos the whole night, my eyes almost got blinded by the flash @_@. Of course I took quite alot of pictures myself too.

Close up

Table no.80

VR Gang

The biggest problem of the night is the food. we pay RM89 to eat what? few pieces of vege, half bowl of soup, expired bread and Chicken Rice? I can eat all of those in less RM5 anywhere else.

The chicken was as cold as ice

The programmes that night was nothing particular, just some band performance and dance ... stuff like that. The only good one was the violin player, which put up an excellent performance.

There was also the lucky draw.

Yup, Lucky Wai really did won the lucky draw, must have been some conspiracy.

So basically the whole night was nothing but cam-whoring

The VR Boys

They say opposite attracts

"MOU KAN DOU"

Joy and Han

Cannot tahan this bunch

Alpha Room mate -Robin, Han , Jason

(left to right)
Bruce Lee: Chinese Language Society Life time achievement award winner
Eric: Future MCA President
Han: Future Chicken Rice stall owner

And there was also Kelly ....

The Infernal Affair

Overall we had some fun, won't have many more chances like this in the future. Let's rock while we are still young.

Good night and good luck.

My first Tagg

2006-04-01T03:37:00.000+08:00

I have an exam tomorrow .... The first of April

Damm I wish it was a joke by MMU.

I got bored studying, so I go around surfing the net and reading people's blog when I suddenly visited my sister's blog.

Apprently she had tagged me to answer this silly questions. After you answer you can tag other people you know to answer them also. You don't have to do this questions but i was bored and I don't understanding what I am studying.

(Imagine a graphic design student studying accounts and economics ... it's like going to a malay stall and asking them to cook bak kut teh)

what the heck ... here goes ...

My earliest memory is ...
Me playing with my ultraman toys and thundercat sword ... guess I have a talent for role-playing.

At school I ...
I have the weirdest reputation anyone can get. Different reputation in high school and university.

My first relationship was ...
Silly ... just very silly.

I wish I'd never worn ...
i wish I don't need to wear spectacles ... everyone say I look god-damm handsome with-out it ... hahaha

My father and mother always told me ...
Don't ever safe money on food. Thanks mom and dad ... that was the best lesson I ever learned.

I wish I had ...
Continue learning Wu Shu, I could be the new Jet Li by now ... or another 10 years.

I wish I hadn't ...
Acted like an idiot and make those stupid mistakes ... but I'm young and its a normal thing right?

At home I cook ...
The only thing I ever cook once at home was maggie mee, and I hadn't been to the kitchen since. The cooking area lar I mean.

The book that changed my life was ...
The Bible and Playboy. It showed me how wonderful life can be.

If only I could ...
Turn back time ... there's plenty of things I would wanna change ... or see.

Friend's say I am ...
Very PALIA

What I don't find amusing is ...
Staying in a country with different races and cultures and STILL have peace ... yeah right ...

I often wonder ...
How's does it feeling like having a life like those characters you see in the anime. Try watching Bleach, the guys only 15 years old and I bet by episode 10 he would have lost more blood than a woman who lived to 40 years old.

DONE! I am now going to TAG ....

TEHPING, Yaw yee, Ah shyang , Ah wai ... basically everyone I have link to on this blog.

I highly doubt anyone will ever do it. And I still have my exam tomorrow.

SIEN DIAO!~

You don't blame the grape sour because you can't eat it -- Gay Shyang (above picture credit to him also)

I can be your hero

2006-03-29T06:15:00.000+08:00

Your right ah zui. I always dream of being a cool super hero and super heroes don't come in small packages. Heroes work very hard to achieve what normal humans cannot. Here I shall follow your footstep and pay tribute to some of our own local heroes.

Lim Goh Tong is Gambit

Royal Flush! Meet the man who boost Malaysia's economy with our own money.

Datuk Azalina Othman is Wonder Woman

Who else better to be our Youth and Sports Minister? She is a 5 DAN black belt who will not hesitate to kick you in the balls... literally.

Jallaludin Hassan is The Riddler

Jawapan mu tamat? Jawapan terakhir? Jawapannya ..... Selepas ini.

Lillian Too is Jean Grey

Today's Feng Shui tips: Put a 3 legged frog in your living room near the front door for money luck. You can get it from my outlet for only RM299.90 and you will recieve a free crystal ball to hang at your window ... make sure it faces directly at the sunlight.

See ya!~

V for very good

2006-03-26T01:59:00.000+08:00

Catched another movie recently -- V for Vendetta. By the way if guys wanna catch a movie I highly recommend the GSC in One Utama, its new and its cool. Give it a try.

Decided to make my blog look more serious by adding more movie reviews, its good, I get to watch more movies and improve my english, its also good start for my movie career ... haha

This film is Not directed by the Wachowski brothers (The Matrix) in case you guys got it wrong, the merely wrote the screenplay and were Producers for the movie. The Director is James McTeigue who was assistant director for the Matrix Trilogy and other films. Hugo Weaving plays the Hero and the Bald girl in the poster is Natalie Portman.

The movie was adapted from the graphic novel of the same title, The Wachowski brothers even started working on the draft of the script before they even started the matrix. And by the way I didnt really liked the last 2 episodes of the Matrix trilogy, not nicely done, but this movie here is different.

A very good Script I must say, the dialogues are nice. Most of them are meaningful, but it actually depands on the viewers language standard to understand most of it. Try this one:

This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is it vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished, as the once vital voice of the verisimilitude now venerates what they once vilified. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin van-guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose vis-à-vis an introduction, and so it is my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V.

Exactly how many words do you understand in this paragraph, and try counting the number of times the alphabet V was used.

Before the movie, most people (like me) would imagine the hero to be cool and mysterious, a guy with nothing much to say ... you have no idea how wrong I am. V quotes alot from Macbeth by Shakespere, and if you aren't familiar with them, your gonna have a hard time understanding the rest of script.

The story involves around the goverment and politics, and in my point of view indirectly pointing at America. Its like an imaginative vision of the future, where dictatorship rules and the world is overly Secured. Flashbacks were often used to tell the story, of the Goverment came to rule and how V came to be.

Through out the movie beautiful shots appear, like the one above. Its not computer graphic (I think) but just the directors attempt to potray an important moment in the plot. If u have no idea what is he doing in the picture I suggest you watch the movie and look for this part, its nice.

Some people think that this movie is boring and overly dramatic (ecspecially the ending), and the political statement is to hard to get. What people are missing is the meaning behind the scenes, The fight for liberty, for the people and the country, its not only about a man trying to seek revenge. The hero is not just some guy, he is a SYMBOL. I admit the flow wasn't smooth enough, but its not that rough that you have to spend alot of time understanding it (Try watching 3rd Generation and The beautiful washing machine ... those really give you headaches like you have a brain tumour).

Hugo Weaving, hidden behind the mask, does wonderful acting. He potrys the dramatic and emotional side of the hero, along side Natalie Portman, who plays Evey. Natalie was considered a good actress the minute she got her head shaved bald. If I were a hot chick, I rather do Porn than to shave my long beautiful hair ... but thats me. The relationship between V and Evey are well handled and some people would find it touching.

Remember bullet-time in the Matrix? Well in here there is another exiciting Knife time. This scene is nicely done, Superb action and special effects. Not to mention the explosions, reminds the audience of what you can experience in cinimas that pirated DVD cannot (unless you are so damm rich you buy yourself exspensive home theatre ... then you can invite me over to your house)

Fantastic script with nice action and a thoughtful message, it is a must watch movie, A- I give it. Been a long time since I ever watched a nice movie like this on the cinema.

Wrote too much, my blogs gonna be damm boring ... See ya!~
(pictures credit to www.IMDB.com)

"Beneath this mask there is more than flesh. There is an idea, Mr. Creedy, and ideas are bulletproof" -- V

Laughter is the best medicine

2006-03-15T01:12:00.000+08:00

Been rather busy with things recently, don't really have much time to blog. But anyways i got to watch some nice DVDs, one of them Patch Adams.

Thank you Gay Shyang for the DVDs, will return the favour 1 day :D

Our job is improving the quality of life, not just delaying death.

Based on a true story, to me Patch Adams is a truly remarkable film, a film with nice humour and meaningful to the heart. Made in 1998 and directed by Tom Shadyac, also starring Robin Williams ... Yes I know I am late to watch this movie, and also very late for a review but like Patch Adam in the movie says "I.D.G.A.R.A., I don't give a rat's ass."

The humours are good, really very funny. Especially at the begining when they having this session with the doctor and Patch makes fun of this guy, Beany (I think). Beany has this problem where one of his hand is always lifted and it doesnt come down, so Patch makes a remark and asks Beany "where is the way to heaven" and the whole room laughs, he continues to make more and one I particulary like is "Beany how to you say hello to hitler". Robin Williams was also very funny when he played with the bone (like those you see in Science Lab) and go kacau the girl.

Robin William is good at comedies, but what makes him outstanding is that he is also good with being serious, and can juggle them pretty well in a movie ... now that's good acting, although not the best.

Yup, thats the REAL Patch Adams.Storyline was good since its based on a real story, some characters and events were made up to make it more dramatic. Basically kinda shows you the dark side of a Hospital, and what they teach to the students. But I guess it's really kinda true cause you hand over your life the doctors and some will think like they are GOD, that they have power over your life and you NEED him to survive. And even if you die they will say its not their fault, even if it really is.

By the way I heard about this DAMANSARA Hospital and Putrajaya Hospital are giving away BAD services, try not to go there even if you are 10 seconds away from dying and its like 2 steps in front of you ... Cause I heard it doesn't make any difference, whether you went in there or not. Its rumours I heard FROM people lar ... it's your life, you decide.

The movie shows how important it is for a man to give, than to recieve. Patch Adams poses a treat to the society of its time, not really him, but his characteristic. People are selfish and mostly not trust worthy. But Patch is different, he shows passion and compasionate towards other people, he is trying to help people, not just cure them. This movie did a good job, and provides inspiration the viewers. I even heard some Medical school show this movie to students who are going to be future doctors. The scene where Robin Williams debated against a bunch of people from the medical director board was nice, the speach was touching, and it really kicked them in the balls.

Personal Favourite Quote: You treat a disease, you win, you lose. You treat a person I'll guarantee you'll win. No matter what the outcome

Overall I rate it A definately must watch, for aspiring film makers and Doctors, this is movie is simply meaningful, and a nice sense of humour.

Might do a review on The Green Mile soon, or maybe Shawshank Redemption after I watch it....

See ya!~

Death is not the enemy gentlemen. If we're going to fight a disease, let's fight one of the most terrible diseases of all, indifference -- Patch Adams

Law & Order

2006-02-28T00:08:00.000+08:00

Yeah, I'm only 21 and I'm already getting my first lawyer letter

Yup, I am being sued. Its a remake of Kucharam Singh VS Goverment Malaysia (its just an example I study during media law class.) Kucharam burrow loan from goverment and he didn't want to pay it back, resulting in the him being sued.

Here is Palia Han VS BUKI telekom.

2 years ago I was staying in the apertment with frens, and we registered the telephone line under my name. A year later we move out and canceled the line. Another year later this idiot called me say I owe telekom a certain amount. I was quite broke back then and just brush him of saying I will pay next week, he called again and I say I will pay end of month, he called again and I say I pay 2 months later. The next time he call, i just scratch my balls and reject the call.

That pissed him of i guess ...

Few months later, I finally got this letter. I guess I better not piss them of too much so I decided to pay it.

And to claim it from my housemates ... so if you are reading this

Ah wai and Robin faster pay me RM70 ... Kien Ming and Ah Zui already pay liao. Pay me quick or I'm gonna Gay Bash you guys like brokeback mountain.

I used to dream of being a superhero ... but I seem to be breaking more laws than any average bandits ...

Bye guys, See ya!~

you can get more of what you want with a gun and a kind word, than just a kind word -- Al Capone

Love on air

2006-02-14T13:45:00.000+08:00

Influnced by Edmund. I decided to also come out with a list my personal highly recommended list of movies to watch for Valentine. And behold what I shall presend to u.

The unexpectedly good teenage love story
A walk to remember

Guy is high school famous bad boy, girl is high school geek. Guy did bad things, force to join the theatre club which the girl is in. During show time guy really falls for the girl, guy becomes good, but learns that girl got cancer. Guy did many thing to make girl happy, in the end girl died ... happily.

Simple rite?

What makes it good is that the way it is persented. The dialogues are meaningful and not just loads of Bullshit. I do admit the begining of the movie was rather boring, but as the story goes things get more interesting. Music is nice too, blends with most of the scene perfectly. And somehow the acting wasn't bad at all. One part you guys should pay attention is when the guy drives miles to his dad's home (divorced with guys mother) and say sorry, that part was damm touching. Surprise how they include a simple father son relationship in the story and did it so well.

Simple story, nicely done.

Quotes
Love is always patient and kind. It is never jealous. Love is never boastful or conceited. It is never rude or selfish. It does not take offense and is not resentful.

Love beyond the grave
Corpse Bride

Tim Burton, genius or madman? I have no idea, but Corpse Bride is insanely good. OK....maybe i exagerated abit, the music wasn't as good as I expected but everything else was good. For those looking for abit of humour and romance ... this is the one. Funny jokes lights up the movie's scary atmosphere, its not that bad being dead after all.

Romance plot is quite meaningful. Sacrificing oneself for another one as shown by both the guy and the corpse bride. Sacrifing has always been known as a great way to express love ... Jesus on the cross, Jack for Rose in Titanic (I didnt like the whole movie in particular), Darth Vader for Luke Skywalker in Return of the Jedi .... etc etc...

The movie doesn't really make a person burst in tears or completely melt your heart ... but hey love isn't always about crying, its about smiling too.

Quote
With this hand I will lift your sorrows. Your cup will never be empty, for I will be your wine. With this candle, I will light your way into darkness. With this ring, I ask you to be mine.

The Regular Love story for the Unregular couple
Brokeback Mountain

I forgot the number awards it has won, but its sweeping them like hotcakes. Unexpectedly directed by Ang Lee (who also did crouching tiger hidden dragon), also unexpectedly banned in China, but as expected ... damm freaking gay. No offence but it ain't my type of soup. But still it has its reason for sweeping the hotcakes.

Nice scenery of the mountain, makes you wanna go there and spend the summers. The greenery, the blue river, the bunch of delicious looking sheeps ... put 2 guys up there and you'll get a fantastic love story. Ok ... honestly some parts bored me but its only some parts, most of it was ok. Basically to me this story is basically trying to talk about forbidden love, which is not accepted by society back then. Guys found with special interest will most likely get his "brother" stomped on and face slashes with crow bars. The movie shows how the 2 couple try to cope with society and try to get together once in a while for almost 20 years. I will just basically say is nice scenery, nice acting, interesting story ... worth watching ... warning! the contents could be unfit for some.

Overall the movie is nice especially for certain individuals with special interest.

Quotes
Tell you what. The truth is...sometimes I miss you so much I can hardly stand it.

Happy Valentines ... Bye guys!~

Sing for Me!

2006-02-08T21:02:00.000+08:00

This is another Dota hero parody dedicated to my friend Loo Yaw Yee. Drop some comments and tell me what you think.

YY The Singer

YY love's music, since young he has always dream of being a star. One day his dream came true, he opened the biggest concert in town, and it was pack full with his fans. But the scourge came and destroy everything before YY even open his mouth. YY has now join the sentinel to take revenge on the scourge.

Sound Of Music

YY takes out his musical instrument and plays it, sending a powerful sonic wave to destroy his enemy.

lvl 1: 100 damage

lvl 2: 200 damage

lvl 3: 300 damage

lvl 4: 380 damage

(YY's nuking skill, very pain...)

DUET

YY forces the target to sing with him. The target cannot move and takes damage

lvl 1: 1 sec. damage 15% of target current hp

lvl 2: 2 sec. damage 25% of target current hp

lvl 3: 3 sec. damage 35% of target current hp

lvl 4: 4 sec. damage 50% of target current hp

(Force ppl to sing with him ... wtf ....)

IDOL

YY summons his favourite music idol to fight along with him. Last 120 seconds

lvl 1: summon Jacky Cheung. Low damage, range attack

lvl 2: summon Jacky Chan. Medium damage, melee. Has Bash

lvl 3: summon Leo Ku. High damage, range attack. has critical and bash

lvl 4: summon YUNA. Insane damage, range attack, has critical, bash and heal.

(YY's summoning skill. haha........)

Konserto Terakhir (The Final Concert)

YY's final show down. He uses all his energy to give one godly performance. Damages every enemy on the map. He dies in the process.

lvl 1: Damage equals to Max HP + Max mana

lvl 2: Damage equals to Max HP + Max mana x 1.5

lvl 3: Damage equals to Max HP + Max mana x 2.0

(WE WANT YY! WE WANT YY! WE WANT YY!)

ok, thats all ... anything comments just let me know ... hehe .... Sorry ah YY, hahaha..... Bye guys!~

Jet Li is back (WTF took him so long)

2006-01-30T21:43:00.000+08:00

Finally ... Jet Li has come back ... to the PEOPLE!

and yeah, he took a freakin long time.
But I'm glad his back.

First of all, GONG XI FA CAI to everyone. Happy Chinese New Year (Not so happy for me, my own MOM just con me RM3 from playing black jack with her.)

Anyways I watched FEARLESS with my family in Ipoh Jusco (also known as KINTA CITY)

My rating ... A- or B+ .... Still not so sure.

The actions are good, very good. Nice cheorography by Yuan Wu Ping. His other works include Wong Fei Hong series and Fong Sai Yuk ... just to name a few. You see, me and a friend of mine have been discussing (or researching) on how to shoot a good action movie, he has his idea, I have mine. To me, more character action, less camera movement. Because I think, if the fella keeps moving around, and so does the camera ... What the heck are the audience going to see @_@ Of course most people do that trick to hide the fact that the actor CAN'T really fight and is faking it.

if you aren't an atheletic type actor, go do something else. If u insist on doing action genre ... go train another few months before you start shooting. And make sure you TRAIN seriously. Don't follow examples like this movie where the hero (an american) MASTERS kung fu in less than 5 seconds and fights of a bunch of bad guy in a virtual world wearing sun glasses and a nice black coat. The movie didnt suck (not the first episode of the trilogy that is), but the actions just get lamer each episode. I rather watch power rangers.

Fearless did a nice job when it comes to action. Not perfect, not super good, but good enough for me. Finally get to see Jet Li's beautiful kung fu moves ... the punches, the kicks, the stop point ... all nicely done. ^_^

Story wise is ok lar ... since it's supposingly base on a real character ... Fok Yuan Jia. He was the founder on Chin Woo association. I remember back in Chin Woo mountain in KL, before every performance we have to pay our respect to him first before we leave, pray that he watch over us and guide us. Being a Christian I don't think he's gonna really gonna come down and bless the performers with super human powers but still the idea of respecting and honoring him is a good chinese tradition that should be passed on.

I honestly think the story telling or the presentation of what the this movie is about isn't that strong. The movie has been cut down to about 1 1/2 hour. I heard from the newspaper that 40 minutes of the original has been cut of, including Michelle Yeoh's appearance totally erased. I personally think that if they didn't cut it, it just might have been MUCH MUCH better.

But anyways good job, it was very meaningful. Young people should really watch it, since it was Jet Li's intention in the first place to target teenagers with this movie. After watching movie, I think I should reconsider about taking back my Kung Fu lessons ...

Screw it, let's play dota. Bye Guys!~

Chinese have an old saying ... Use Kung Fu to meet new Friends (sorry, very lame direct translation...)

Idiots

2006-01-24T11:12:00.000+08:00

My sincere apologies to everyone that I have pissed off recently. I have been acting like a jerk and giving everyone a hard time.

If u are one of those person and you are reading this -- I'm sorry.
If u are not -- fuck you, and I'm sorry.

No reason in particular why I've been acting like this. Maybe I'm having periods... no idea.

Anyways sorry dude and you too darling.

I am an idiot

I need a hero (Calvin the steady)

2006-01-23T00:03:00.000+08:00

I was very inspired by ahkill. So I decided to dedicate a dota hero to a good friend of mine -- CALVIN GOH CHING KHAI. Here it is ....

Calvin the Steady

Penang -- an island off the shore of Kalimdor. There lived a family known as the Steady Gohs. They are powerful and strong, and Calvin was the best of them all. One day the lich king came to the island and took over everything. The Steady Gohs were recruited by the scourge and Calvin made his way to the top ranks. Calvin hopes to carry on the Goh legacy and create a legand for himself. Armed with powerful skills never before seen by anyone, he will prove that he is the steadiest among the steadys.

SKILLS

PENANG LAKSA

Traditional home made penang laksa. Instantly restores life

LV1: Small bowl, heals 100 life

LV2: Medium bowl, heals 150 life

LV3: Large bowl, heals 250 life

LV4: Very large bowl, heals 320 life

(A very good skill to replenlish lost life instantly, and it taste good too.)

UNBELIEVEABLE TEORY

Calvin tell's the target an unbelieveable teory, stunning the target and deals damage over time.

LV1: An unbelieveable teory. Stun for 1 seconds, 10 damage for 10 seconds

LV2: Very Unbelieveable teory. Stun for 2 seconds, 20 damage for 10 seconds

LV3: Very very unbelieveable teory. Stun for 3 seconds, 30 damage for 10 seconds

LV4: Totally unbelieveable teory. Stun for 4 seconds, 40 damage for 10 seconds

(a very very powerful skill. Please watch out.)

PROTON WIRA SPECIAL EDITION (MANUAL)

Calvin's very own toy. He will ride in it and charge at the target at top speed. Dealing massive damage but killing himself at the same time.

LV1: 140 km/h (Fast). 400 damage

LV2: 180 km/h (Very fast). 800 damage

LV3: 210 km/h (Super fast). 1200 damage

LV4: 300 km/h (WTF!). 1600 damage

(A mix between spirit breaker's Charge of darkness and goblin techies's suicide.)

STEADY AURA

Calvin the steady's super ultimate -- a very powerful aura. Allies within the aura range will recieve bonus health recovery, extra armour and a chance to maim enemy. (passive)

LV1: 100 AOE. little health recovery, extra 5 armour and 10% chance maim

LV2: 300 AOE. Medium health recovery, extra 10 armour and 20% chance maim

LV3: 600 AOE. Super health recovery, extra 15 armour and 30% chance maim

(this skill is a bit palia, hahahahahahaha .......)

Thats all folks, hope u enjoy. Drop some comments if u like ^^

Bye guys!~

Good local movie cannot go pass 3 years

2006-01-19T02:09:00.000+08:00

There is an old saying, "Wealth cannot pass 3 generation", that is what the movie "The 3rd Generation" is about ... or so I thought.

Today me and my friends, Edmund and Cheng en, went to catch a movie in GSC, One Utama.

No we did not watch Geisha (or GAYsha if u prefer), we also did not have special privallage to watch FEARLESS.

Instead we went to watch a chinese local film, The 3rd Generation. Starring Nicholas Teo, Amber Chia, Carmen Soo and some other local artist (forgot their name). Directed by CL Hor

My personal review about it? You just need to know 2 facts: People already started to leave the cinema in less than 30 minutes, and the only word that came out of my mouth was "WTF!!!!"

Perhaps I shall try my best to list down the good things in the movie, since I am such a nice guy.

1. It has good motion graphic. Forgot which production studio did it, something like kilopo or kiloko or keropi ... whatever.

2. The Art Director did a good job. Props and settings are very nice. Makes me really feel like the good old days. (By the way the story was said to set in the 1970's Penang)

3. Director of photography also did a good job. some camera angles and scenes were taken nicely.

4. Music is also not bad.

5. I like the fella that played the role of the father. A veteran actor, forgot his name.

If u are now thinking "hey, sounds not bad" THINK again, and AGAIN.

I have to use super human psychic power to actually TRY and understand what the story is about, or at least WHAT is happening at the moment.

Most beh tahan part: All of a sudden "3 months later" text appear (WTF happen 3 months before??) and in around 10 minutes "3 weeks later" text appear (I still have no idea what happened) and suddenly "1 DAY before" text apears (I was already OVER the limit but still hanging on) AND finally "1 DAY after" text appears (WTF!!)

If u are clueless to what I am saying ... SO AM I. I have completely no idea what was going in back there. Perhaps I can explain to you if u ask me personally but it will drain my brain of all its resources.

Another thing, in the movie Charlie (Nicholas Teo) is a graduate from an UK university while LINDA (Carmen Soo) started out as a bar lady but with hard work and dedication she became a good secretary for Charlie. My point is both character are suppose to be consider SMART people, or at least NORMAL people. But do you know how they talk when speaking to each other??

Charlie: You .....
Linda: Me ......
Charlie: Why don't we .......
Linda: As you like .....

They ended up eating Chow Koay Teow (I think so) in a stall by the road side.

WTF!!! By the tone of their voice they sound like RETARDS. Although Charlie and Linda are suppose to have an affair, I never seen them hold hands or even slightly touch each other except when dancing (one dance is actually Linda's dream, and another dance is a formal dinner dance where alot of people including Charlie's wife and father are present.)

CARMEN SOO IS HOT, at least DO something MORE with her lar! Maybe Linda and Charlie and at least hug each other or AT least try some MINOR kissing (I'm not asking for some tongue action, but at least SOMETHING). With such a good ASSET in your production, make full use of her lar! Even do something more with Amber Chia lar for god sake. Dun waste earth's resources.

Haih ... I also sien diao, nothing to say. I was OK with Puteri Gunung Ledang (2004), I very love SEPET (2005), But when it comes to The 3rd Generation (2006) ... I rather watch TWINS EFFECT, at least the 2 idiots are abit more entertaining.

Going to sleep, Bye guys!~

PS: If u manage to watch the movie or are planning to go ... try counting how many times the word 3 was mentioned in the movie.

Behind every succesful man is a woman ... actually I think need 2.

Between Assignments and Dota (and some Chicken Rice)

2006-01-15T17:12:00.000+08:00

Its been weeks since my last post. Been very busy this few days with assignments and all. I didn't notice until my friend said it, I've been watching sunrise everyday since new year. All thanks Assignments ... Dota .... and bit of chicken rice.

I recommend everyone to visit this. All dota players shall witness the birth of a new dota hero ... haha ....

Another nice blog to read is this. A very meaningful blog coming from a very wrong person ... haha .... just kidding.

Seems like a storm is going to hit the blogging community ... better watch out.

By the way, there is this nice Chicken Rice Stall in Dengkil I am dying to introduce. I guess those who know me already know about it :P

It opens around 4am in the morning (sometimes 3am) if he wakes up. He sells Roasted Chicken and Steam Chicken, but no Char Siew and Roast Pork. Around 5am he will start selling some extra stuff like noodles and beehoon along with other special food, such as the rare Zhu Tou Pi (Pork Head Skin), very very nice to eat. (The more I write the hungrier I get, so I better stop before i starve to death)

Had a chat with an old friend yesteday. 3 of us sat in mamak in Sea Park and start to talk about many things. From opening company to blog wars ... haha... The opening company thing is still under developement and won't be talking much about it. But the blog war thing is really very lame. From what my friend told me, famous or star bloggers and being divided into groups/gangs and cutting each others throat. Recently I even heard a Brotherhood of dunno-wat-shit has been formed. Is there anywhere in the world where politics doesnt exist .... (But then again, its people like me that enjoy watching 2 sides fight while I slowly take advantage of the situation ... hehehe ....)

Just watched corpse bride recently, I think its a very nice show, definitely worth watching. in fact I think its 10x much better than chicken little. I'm not saying the chicken sucks, but the bride was just much better.

Feeling hungry ... must look ... for .... more ... chicken rice ....
Bye Guys!~

With this hand I will lift your sorrows. Your cup will never be empty, for I will be your wine. With this candle, I will light your way into darkness. With this ring, I ask you to be mine.

Test screening

2006-01-02T20:24:00.000+08:00

A short film I did myself along with some friends. Drop some comments if you like ( or dun like). enjoy ^^

In the movies, anything is possible

2005-12-27T00:42:00.000+08:00

Christmas just gone and new years around the corner. Means I still got 5 months more to graduation and so is my Final Year Project submission ... life sucks sometimes ...

Anyway was having a talk with an old fren of mine. The only thing we talk about when we are always together is MOVIES (maybe sometimes about something else ... like the opposite sex which are rather good looking than normal) So anyway ... We were talking about our own favourite movie. So I guess here I'll try to do a list of movies I like ... rated A+, A and A-.

A+ movies
Braveheart
-Very nice movie. Good acting by Mel Gibson. Everything in those movie is abosutely fantastic. from storyline to dialogues to costumes. Very touching ecspecially the ending.
Memorable quote: Every man dies, not every man really lives

Armageddon
-Although this movie is 3 hours, I didnt even find 1 second of boringness in it. All the actors did a good job and the soundtrack was nice. Also another very nice ending. And I personally think DEEP IMPACT SUCKS
Memorable quote: Houston, you have a problem

Face of
-Unexpectedly a nice film. This movie is what John woo is all about. Superb gun action and 2 of the best male actors during that time. Nice gun action as well.
Memorable quote: You are right, Sean. I misbehaved. I have to be punished. But remember... Every time when you look in the mirror, you'll see my face

Forest Gump
-Tom Hanks is da man. This movie totally rocks. Very very nicely told and potrayed. All just about a simple life of a not so smart guy. Very touching all the way, from begining to the end.
Memorable quote: Life is like a bunch of chocolates, you'll never know what your gonna get.

A walk to remember
-Surprise ler ... not many people know about this movie. But I never come across one person who has watch this movie and dislikes it. The best love story movie I have ever seen, 10x better than the stupid TITANIC. Best thing I like is that this movie has a bit of christianity values in it and it is not provoking to most people. So most people can watch and understand us Christians more with proper perception.
Memorable quote: Love is always patient and kind. It is never jealous. Love is never boastful or conceited. It is never rude or selfish. It does not take offense and is not resentful.

OK, guess I will just stop for now. Actually got a lot more but i getting sleepy. Tell u guys next time. Bye guys!~

Every man dies, not every man really lives

Maybe Love . What If Love . Perhaps Love

2005-12-19T18:05:00.000+08:00

Oh yeah, went to watch Perhaps Love last week. Frens said it was good, so I tot why not give it a shot.

When I went in the cinema, TGV at The Mines, there was completely no one there except me and my friends. I guess its because the shows been up some time and most of the people already watch it. Until the show started there was less than 10 people in the cinema. i thought i could enjoy the show in peace ... but no ....

Behind my row there was this mother and her children. The 2 freakin kids couldn't keep their freakin mouths shut. "Why is he swimmng with his clothes?" , "Look, their kissing!" "(when the guy and girl are making love) Yyyyeeeaaarr .... " "mama why so long wan?"

I wish I could grab them and kick them out the door, or at least slap them straight in the face.

But being the kind guy that I am, I just ignore them and watch the show. Suddenly ... The mothers handphone rang, very loud somemore. She got up, left the cinema to answer the call. Without their mama around the 2 kids started to ran around and make even more noise. I ignore them again until the mama came back and told the kids to sit still. After 5 minutes the phone rang, she went out and the kids start runnning again!!

Aaarrrgggghhh!!

Can't they see I am trying to be watch a sentimental romantic love story ?? Why the hell are they trying to ruin my mood??

To make things worst, the cinema was facing technical problem. Suddenly the sound went soft, I could barely hearing a thing. I try to keep up by watching the subtitles. Worst still there was this loud noise like a vacuum cleaner coming out of nowwhere. I was so pissed off, No wonder TGV gets lower rating compare to GSC... haih ....

Anyway the show was cool. Definatley worth watching in the cinema. Some of the actors suck at singing, but Jacky Cheung was there to save the day. To me Jacky Cheung is a God in the music industry, hardly anyone can match up with him.

If only my friend YY, can start turning into Jacky Cheung, it will be heaven I tell ya

Bye guy!~

What if love get's a second chance

Monkey Business

2005-12-16T01:01:00.000+08:00

Very lazy to blog, and very busy too. Much assignments stuff to do this days. Freakin lecterures. They maybe good at their respected field, but they sure suck at teaching people. But despite all this crap I still manage to watch King Kong, Premier somemore, haha .....

King Kong trailers and posters say it will be out December 14, But I manage to book tickets for December 13 - 11.45pm. All together 12 of us went. including Me x 2 , Ah wai x2, Calvin x2, Yong Ping x2, tehping, ah zui, Yaw Yee and Ah shyang. Left 8.30pm straight to Mid Valley.

I had lots of assignment submission and work to do but i screw them all for the sake of this movie. Thank god it was good, but not godly.

The whole movie was 3 hours. Not sure why Peter Jakson is so obessed with the number 3. His Lord of the rings was a trilogy with each episode lasting 3 hours also. And King Kong was a remake of the original film which was made in 1933. Everyone must have thought Peter Jackson must have had 3 balls when he ask for sponsorship for LOTR first episode.

Anyways 3 hours, I spent 1 hour waiting for kong to appear, 1 hour stuck in an island and another 1 hour in New York. The first part was rather draggy, and the scene in the trailer, where Jack Black ask the girl to scream and King Kong replied with .... er.... something similiar .... That scene did not appear in the movie, I dunno why, but I kinda liked that scene.

The CG was nice. Not only King Kong, but the other monsters as well. I was amazed at the scene where they fought off a bunch of insects, that scene kick ass!~ The insects was so disgusting I almost vomit (same feeling I get when asked to eat vege). The scene where Kong VS T-Rex x3 was simply awesome

But Peter Jackson said that even making King Kong fight 10 T-rex wasn't a big problem, so he went ahead and challange the limit. He made King Kong sentimental ... Not Gay .... But sentimental. You can feel that King Kong is lonely and in need of love. He likes to watch Sunsets and has an unique interest in blondes (and so do most guys, but anyways) I felt kinda weird at first, but i guess the Director is trying to make us understand that King Kong is not some savage beast and is willing to protect the things he love, unlike the character played by Jack Black, who doesnt give a damm about his crews life but only cares about his movie getting done.

Still the ending was also very draggy. As quoted by a fellow fren "This was the longest time I actually stared at the face of an ape. Even longer than I did in Singapore Zoo when they had their first chimpanzee". There was also abit of a logic problem ... how could 5-6 fighter plane armed with machine gun turret shoot at such a big monster standing still and still miss. In fact the flew round and round the ape and only shot a few times. Arent you guys suppose to save the world from that big monster? Or are they simply facinated by blonde standing nearby?

Anyway the movie was good, but not godly. I would have given it a B+ or A- ... I would love to talk more about it but I am damm sleepy and tired now. Go ahead and watch the movie, its worth it I tell ya.

till then ... bye guys~

I'm not Gay ... Just Sentimental

Me, myself and palia

2005-12-07T00:17:00.000+08:00

Not so sure if I should actually blog about this, but I guess i should. My girlfren keep complaining I am damm fake, and not expressive. I just see myself as a good actor, haha .... But I guess its true to what she says, you can ask 5 people about me and almost 5 can give u different desciptions. So here i guess I try to reveal some secrets of mine .... haha.....

First thing .... I AM NOT GAY. I have a lovely girlfren and I love her alot. Since high school alot of idiots mistaken me as Gay and go around spreading. No wonder i got no GF in high school. Grr...... Must be my close friends who are quite gayish also lar, stick so close to me people think I am gay also....

I am afraid of insects. Some people dunno this, but yes i am afraid of those freaking creepy crawlies, ecspecially butterflies and cockraches. But I am not afraid of animals, even snakes and lions. Btw, I am also afraid of cold, like those water in the swimming pool, makes me shiver...brrr....

I speak 3 different languages at home with my family. Chinese with dad, English with mom and cantonese with Grandma. Too bad no one teach me hokkien, if not i can be pro communicator, haha...

In high school people use to call me the ham dai king, haha ... because as a prefect (pengawas) I rampas alot of porn VCD from students and watch them or distribute them to my friends :P

In University people call me the Palia King, cause I abbuse the Palia word alot. its a interesting word, really ... can describe alot of situations or things in just one word ... Palia!~

I come from a family of mahjong players, my grandma has been playing since she was 15-20. I watched my mother play since i was born. my younger brother learned the art while he was only 10 years old ....

By the way, when I talk about my brother, its not really my blood brother, I only have one real sister. My brother is actually my mother's god son (anak angkat), he is actually my mom's best friend's son and since they were so close, My mom just took him in as god son.

I like Love Songs more than rock and roll. Believe it or not yes it is true. My housemates mostly hear me play lame or funny songs just because I like to entertaine them and see them laugh till stomach ache, haha......

I dont like talking to my parents alot. I guess its because we just don't click, or maybe its some generation gap ... dunno lar.... But i still love them

My IQ test says my IQ is below average .....

I never wanted to come to MMU or study Design. it all started whem my mom visited MMU on her company trip and they some how convice her that MMU is a GODLY Place ... and she came home and started convincing me tat it IS a godly place ... so here I am. I got 5 A for SPM, including maths and economics and Accounts. But i got a D for ART. So here I am doing Design, with such a bright future. Thanks mom ....

Godly Place in the whole world .... my ass

I cannot take alchohol, even lesser amount than my girlfren. Its embarssing yes but its damm true. Most of the time I just pretend or give excuse like I am driving, haha ....

Here's to alcohol ... The cause of ... and solution ... to all life's problem.

Suddenly write so much I also didnt realize, haha .... I guess I will just continue next time .... feel like going to yum cha now with friends. Bye guys ....

Most people are so ungrateful to be alive, but not you, not any more...

Coming Soon

2005-12-05T02:48:00.000+08:00

Well, actually not in a mood for blogging, but if i don't blog now I might not have a chance cause assignment and stuffs are occupying my time.

Guess I'll just try and make this a short one.

Blogging to me is like a place for me to post my thoughts and comments on certain issues and show them online to everyone. Not exactly my type of groove, but I guess I'll just have to learn to express myself.

What to expect in my blog:

1. Will do a review of MY lamest friends. (I am sure this is going to be fun)

2. My comments on certain nice places and food to eat.

3. Some movie reviews.

4. Anything special that happen during the day that i think is worth sharing.

5. Maybe some game reviews also, hehe...

I also clearly state that what ever comments or reviews I did on certain issues are purely What I think of it, what YOU think is a completely different thing, though it might be the same sometimes.

Anyway its 3am now and I am kinda sleepy. Actually got lots of work to do but I'm just to lazy to bother about it. So I guess I'll just go to sleep. Nitez ...

and below here is something I wanted to say to a special professional wrestler that just passed away recently:

Goodbye Eddie, and thanks for everything.