Law & Order
Yeah, I'm only 21 and I'm already getting my first lawyer letter
Yup, I am being sued. Its a remake of Kucharam Singh VS Goverment Malaysia (its just an example I study during media law class.) Kucharam burrow loan from goverment and he didn't want to pay it back, resulting in the him being sued.
Here is Palia Han VS BUKI telekom.
2 years ago I was staying in the apertment with frens, and we registered the telephone line under my name. A year later we move out and canceled the line. Another year later this idiot called me say I owe telekom a certain amount. I was quite broke back then and just brush him of saying I will pay next week, he called again and I say I will pay end of month, he called again and I say I pay 2 months later. The next time he call, i just scratch my balls and reject the call.
That pissed him of i guess ...
Few months later, I finally got this letter. I guess I better not piss them of too much so I decided to pay it.
And to claim it from my housemates ... so if you are reading this
Ah wai and Robin faster pay me RM70 ... Kien Ming and Ah Zui already pay liao. Pay me quick or I'm gonna
Gay Bash you guys like brokeback mountain.
I used to dream of being a superhero ... but I seem to be breaking more laws than any average bandits ...
Bye guys, See ya!~
you can get more of what you want with a gun and a kind word, than just a kind word -- Al Capone
Love on air
Influnced by
Edmund. I decided to also come out with a list my personal highly recommended list of movies to watch for Valentine. And behold what I shall presend to u.
The unexpectedly good teenage love story
A walk to remember
Guy is high school famous bad boy, girl is high school geek. Guy did bad things, force to join the theatre club which the girl is in. During show time guy really falls for the girl, guy becomes good, but learns that girl got cancer. Guy did many thing to make girl happy, in the end girl died ... happily.
Simple rite?
What makes it good is that the way it is persented. The dialogues are meaningful and not just loads of Bullshit. I do admit the begining of the movie was rather boring, but as the story goes things get more interesting. Music is nice too, blends with most of the scene perfectly. And somehow the acting wasn't bad at all. One part you guys should pay attention is when the guy drives miles to his dad's home (divorced with guys mother) and say sorry, that part was damm touching. Surprise how they include a simple father son relationship in the story and did it so well.
Simple story, nicely done.
Quotes
Love is always patient and kind. It is never jealous. Love is never boastful or conceited. It is never rude or selfish. It does not take offense and is not resentful.
Love beyond the grave
Corpse Bride
Tim Burton, genius or madman? I have no idea, but Corpse Bride is insanely good. OK....maybe i exagerated abit, the music wasn't as good as I expected but everything else was good. For those looking for abit of humour and romance ... this is the one. Funny jokes lights up the movie's scary atmosphere, its not that bad being dead after all.
Romance plot is quite meaningful. Sacrificing oneself for another one as shown by both the guy and the corpse bride. Sacrifing has always been known as a great way to express love ... Jesus on the cross, Jack for Rose in Titanic (I didnt like the whole movie in particular), Darth Vader for Luke Skywalker in Return of the Jedi .... etc etc...
The movie doesn't really make a person burst in tears or completely melt your heart ... but hey love isn't always about crying, its about smiling too.
Quote
With this hand I will lift your sorrows. Your cup will never be empty, for I will be your wine. With this candle, I will light your way into darkness. With this ring, I ask you to be mine.
The Regular Love story for the Unregular couple
Brokeback Mountain
I forgot the number awards it has won, but its sweeping them like hotcakes. Unexpectedly directed by Ang Lee (who also did crouching tiger hidden dragon), also unexpectedly banned in China, but as expected ... damm freaking gay. No offence but it ain't my type of soup. But still it has its reason for sweeping the hotcakes.
Nice scenery of the mountain, makes you wanna go there and spend the summers. The greenery, the blue river, the bunch of delicious looking sheeps ... put 2 guys up there and you'll get a fantastic love story. Ok ... honestly some parts bored me but its only some parts, most of it was ok. Basically to me this story is basically trying to talk about forbidden love, which is not accepted by society back then. Guys found with special interest will most likely get his "brother" stomped on and face slashes with crow bars. The movie shows how the 2 couple try to cope with society and try to get together once in a while for almost 20 years. I will just basically say is nice scenery, nice acting, interesting story ... worth watching ... warning! the contents could be unfit for some.
Overall the movie is nice especially for certain individuals with special interest.
Quotes
Tell you what. The truth is...sometimes I miss you so much I can hardly stand it.
Happy Valentines ... Bye guys!~
Sing for Me!
This is another Dota hero parody dedicated to my friend Loo Yaw Yee. Drop some comments and tell me what you think.
YY The Singer
YY love's music, since young he has always dream of being a star. One day his dream came true, he opened the biggest concert in town, and it was pack full with his fans. But the scourge came and destroy everything before YY even open his mouth. YY has now join the sentinel to take revenge on the scourge.
Sound Of Music
YY takes out his musical instrument and plays it, sending a powerful sonic wave to destroy his enemy.
lvl 1: 100 damage
lvl 2: 200 damage
lvl 3: 300 damage
lvl 4: 380 damage
(YY's nuking skill, very pain...)
DUET
YY forces the target to sing with him. The target cannot move and takes damage
lvl 1: 1 sec. damage 15% of target current hp
lvl 2: 2 sec. damage 25% of target current hp
lvl 3: 3 sec. damage 35% of target current hp
lvl 4: 4 sec. damage 50% of target current hp
(Force ppl to sing with him ... wtf ....)
IDOL
YY summons his favourite music idol to fight along with him. Last 120 seconds
lvl 1: summon Jacky Cheung. Low damage, range attack
lvl 2: summon Jacky Chan. Medium damage, melee. Has Bash
lvl 3: summon Leo Ku. High damage, range attack. has critical and bash
lvl 4: summon YUNA. Insane damage, range attack, has critical, bash and heal.
(YY's summoning skill. haha........)
Konserto Terakhir (The Final Concert)
YY's final show down. He uses all his energy to give one godly performance. Damages every enemy on the map. He dies in the process.
lvl 1: Damage equals to Max HP + Max mana
lvl 2: Damage equals to Max HP + Max mana x 1.5
lvl 3: Damage equals to Max HP + Max mana x 2.0
(WE WANT YY! WE WANT YY! WE WANT YY!)
ok, thats all ... anything comments just let me know ... hehe .... Sorry ah YY, hahaha..... Bye guys!~
